So last week I had the random pleasure of watching the Backstreet Boys (YES, YOU READ RIGHT) the Backstreet Boys perform their new not so catchy single, "Straight Through My Heart" on The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. Here are my thoughts:
NICK --> You annoy me, and I still don't like you or your voice. However, the jacket you wore during this performance was very nice as was your overall ensemble!
AJ --> Although you are still balding, I still heart you and your sexy voice. Keep up the sobriety!
BRIAN --> I thought you had "swine flu." How were you able to perform live so soon after being diagnosed? Plus, why are you always having health issues? Please take care of yourself, and stay well.
HOWIE --> I never cared for you when I was a little girl, but you are incredibly sexy and my new favorite!
KEVIN --> What the hell happened to you? To be honest, I actually forgot your name and had to go look it up. Maybe that's why you left the group because no one ever knew who you were, or maybe, you are just really smart! I'm going to go with your intelligence on this one.
Oh and just for the record, I LOVE *NSYNC! They will always be the superior group and best boy band ever! If any musical group needs to reunite it would be them. Nuff said. Bye. Bye. Bye.
*And you know you loved my corny closing remark*
**WTF is a BACKSTREET BOY by the way? I never got it. (One Second). According to Wikipedia they named themselves after an "Orlando flea market". Interesting. Either Wikipedia is incorrect, or the Backstreet Boys just really enjoy antiques and other secondhand wares. Regardless, Backstreet's Back for the meantime!
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