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This past Tuesday commenced the CW's airing of the seventh straight episode of its 2009 version of MELROSE PLACE. Unlike the original 90210, I never followed this particular 90's smash drama. My only knowledge of the series was that it took place in an LA apartment and that Heather Locklear starred in it. So when news of the Melrose Place revival started spreading, I wasn't that intrigued. However, when the teasers finally hit the small screen, I was sold enough to give it a try. *Kudos to the editors, marketing people, producers, etc. on that one*
Now remember, I had no preconceived notions for the new Melrose Place since I had no idea what it was about or an affinity for the original. By the end of the pilot though, I must admit that I was pleasantly surprised :) That is until Violet (Ashlee Simpson-Wentz) showed up at the very last minute and ruined everything with one poorly acted scream, if that's even possible!
I wanted to give Ashlee a break since I am a fan of her music! Yes, that's right! I was in love with her debut album, Autobiography as were many girls at the time. I also found her short lived reality show to be quite entertaining. Even her stint on 7th Heaven a few years prior wasn't all that bad. It was official, I liked Ashlee Simpson a whole lot more than her annoying older sister, Jessica. But then, the SNL thing happened, she started dating Pete Wentz, got preggers, and had a shotgun wedding! Tsk tsk, Ashlee, I thought you were more responsible than that! But it's okay. Things happen, we learn to accept them, and move on! Everything was looking up for Ashlee. A new husband, a new healthy baby boy, and a brand new chapter in her young life!
But then she was cast on Melrose Place! I, being a fan of Ashlee Simpson, was excited, but as previously mentioned, that excitement went down the drain with one simple SCREAM! Trust me people; it was that bad! And with each passing episode her acting has just gotten worse and worse. From the random empty stares, atrocious delivery of lines, and inability to appeal to anyone (real and fake: audience and fictional apartment mates) watching her in any scene in just absolutely painful. Sorry, Ashlee, but it's the honest truth. You can't act :( I don't know if it's a temporary thing or permanent, but for now, it is just bad!
Maybe it's not entirely your fault though. The character of Violet is pretty stupid, over the top, and seems a bit unnecessary to the plot of the television show. Does that mean the writers are to blame? It is quite possible, but then again every other story line on the show has been quite captivating, and all the other actor's performances have been great if not superb! Let's discuss:
> Actress, Katie Cassidy, does a fabulous job of portraying the uber confident, sexy, and determined junior publicist, ELLA. Despite her being the "bitch" of the show, one cannot help but love her and see that she really is a good person deep down inside!
> Canadian native, Shaun Sipos, also does a phenomenal job playing DAVID, the "rich" kid who seems to have a perfect life but actually, steals art and jewelry to make the big bucks in order to cover up his failing relationship with his doctor father and maintain his trust-fund image. And yet again, you cannot help but love him despite his secret life of thievery.
> Stephanie Jacobsen is another great actress who makes LAUREN's task of going to med school and working at a hospital look so easy. That is until you find out she's behind on her tuition and has to resort to soliciting herself to make ends meet. And once again, the audience still loves her even though she's doing the dirty with who knows who!
> Actor, Michael Rady, known for his roles as Kostas in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants films and Max in ABC Family's Greek pulls out another stellar performance with the character of JONAH. He plays the sweet, quirky aspiring filmmaker so well that every girl can't help but swoon when he enters a scene.
> Cloverfield's breakout star, Jessica Lucas, also does a fantastic job with her character, RILEY. She is the perfect fit for the down-to-earth first grade school teacher who's engaged to Jonah. And although she may possibly have a "thing" for neighbor, Auggie, you love her just the same!
> Speaking of AUGGIE, Colin Egglesfield, does a really good job of portraying the recovering alcoholic, sous chef who loves to jog and help out others! And yet again, although he is more than likely responsible for the murder of Sydney (crazy landlady/Melrose Place alum) in the pilot episode, the audience still hearts him.
> And last but not least there's VIOLET played by the oh so lovely Ashlee Simpson-Wentz. Her character claims to be the stepdaughter of once breathing Sydney and manages to run from the cops, get arrested, steal clothes, dress slutty to get hired, break into more than one apartment, get a poor bartender fired, seduce and then blackmail David's father, plot against people, and make a bunch more irrational and completely insane decisions all within a matter of weeks! The character is absolutely horrible, but I do wonder if another actress was playing the part if I and many others would actually not mind her.
But anyway, it seems like the network has magically seeped into my brain and heard my complaints because as of yesterday a statement was released saying that Ashlee Simpson-Wentz will no longer be starring on Melrose Place. The producers claim it was planned and already in the script, but I highly doubt that. I just think they realized that the audience doesn't understand her character and that her acting wasn't necessarily helping the situation. Unfortunately, the press release also stated that Colin Egglesfield was also being let go. That I do not understand, and am extremely sad about. Auggie is a great character and should be kept on the series. For more information regarding this news click the links below :)
Without Violet/Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, MELROSE PLACE IS SURPRISINGLY A DECENT SHOW! I recommend it to all you 20-somethings out there. Despite the sometimes unlikely drama, a good portion of the show is quite relatable when it comes to trying to build your career and dealing with relationships. Plus, it doesn't hurt that the entire cast is exceedingly sexy! Overall, it keeps you very entertained on a Tuesday night :)
Oh and just to reiterate, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz, I do not hate you but will miss making fun of Violet and her psychotic ways. Life wise, it is very sad you got fired, and I'm sorry! Show wise though, I'm over it. Now where can I sign the lease cause I'm ready to move in?!?!



