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Let's just get straight to the point here. AVATAR is by far one of the best if not THE BEST movies I have ever seen, not in just 2009 but in my entire 24 years and 13 days of life. This freakishly long movie which I could sit and watch over and over again for days is absolutely stimulating in a variety of ways (didn't mean to rhyme there: haha). This film has gorgeous visual effects - GEORGEOUS, stunning graphics, awesome action scenes, romance galore, a beautiful score, even better sound editing, hot and talented actors who pull you in with each line, and a captivating timeless story full of humor and heart! I smiled. I watched. I listened. I laughed. I cringed. I gasped. I laughed some more. I wondered. I wished. I stared on in awe of what was before me. I believed. I felt. I cried. I cheered. I hoped. I cried again. I sighed. I thought. I smiled again. And I cried some more even after the movie ended during the credits because I loved the film that much. Yes, during the credits! Some may call me pathetic. Some may call me overly emotional. Others may call me psycho. However, I just like to call it -- being very appreciative and incredibly touched by an amazing piece of art. That art being in the form of an incredible film. That film, of course, being AVATAR

If you know me at all, I love movies and have many favorites. I constantly tell people to see certain films all the time and profess, "It's soooo gooood! You have to see it! Best movie ever!" And I always do mean it. However, AVATAR is just different. It's not just an action film. It's not just a drama. It's not just a romance. It's not just a hyped up James Cameron spectacle that took 14 years, brand new technology, and 300 million dollars to make. It's so much more. It is everything you could want in a movie all wrapped up in one bright blue alien package! It's indescribable, unbelievable, and practically perfect. It's utopia for a film lover. Pandora in a whole other non-negative sense! So, please go see AVATAR and in IMAX 3D :) And now for a little note.

Dear James Cameron, 

Not since Titanic have I loved absolutely everything and more about a movie. Funny enough, you were the genius who brought us that epic film which I have seen hundreds of times and adore everything about. I am a newly turned 24 year old who graduated a year and a half ago in May of 2008. I have a Bachelors Degree in Screenwriting and minored in Theatre Arts. I was ranked cum laude and was an active member of my sorority, Delta Zeta. I worked on campus in the mail room for four years, was involved in a variety of on-campus organizations, and participated in a plethora of events. I loved loved loved college, but I was excited to graduate and make my mark on the world, confident that I could do anything and become successful. 

However, reality soon struck, the stock market crashed, our nation was in a recession, and I could not get a job. I still can't get a job! Finding work in the entertainment industry is harder than finding a needle in a haystack. It has been almost a year of me trying to find a decent full time paying "Hollywood" job, and I just can't do it despite my best efforts. I've applied to well over 150 jobs but nothing. I've been told, "You're lucky. At least you're getting interviews." But honestly, what good are the interviews if I can't land the job!? Is there something wrong with me? Am I just not qualified? Is it bad timing? Regardless, it has been extremely difficult. It has been frustrating. It has been stressful. I am on the border of being depressed and settling for a "normal job" at a restaurant. I don't know. Sometimes I catch myself thinking, "Oh, Rania, maybe you should have been a nurse like Mommy used to say. At least you'd have a full time well paying job right now," or "Damnit, I should have been a business major or gone to law school." But no, then I remember, "My passion is entertainment. I love television. I love the movies. I love radio. I love media. And I love the creative industry." But unfortunately, this deep passion of mine seems to be useless when it comes to getting legitimate work and starting a career in my field of choice. Plus, with this economy I have yet another hurdle to overcome. 

So James, as you can tell, I've been struggling just a little bit to say the least. I've tried my best to maintain a positive attitude and to not give up, but it has been awfully hard. But I just wanted to say thank you. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! After seeing Avatar on opening night, I realized that this is the industry I want to be a part of and will work my ass off to be able to entertain people the way you and so many others have entertained me. Your film reignited my passion and will take me into the New Year even more positive and more determined to land that job and succeed in this crazy industry we like to call Hollywood. 

Best, Rania

PS. Are you hiring or know anyone who is because I can send my resume over now and be at work tomorrow?!?!? Thanks! 


* i see you * 
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As many of you know I love food, I love Happy Hour, I love photography, and I love to write. Luckily, I was able to snag a freelance writing gig that involved all four of these things. I'm not finally making the big bucks or anything, but it pays a little something. And by little, I mean a whopping $7.77 for the last 40 days - literally! But hey, it keeps me writing! So if you could please subscribe it would be very much appreciated because it would bring more traffic (Honk Honk-Beep Beep-Wtf Guy) to my page! 

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So I accomplished my first goal of having more than five participants in each of the last two games. However, I have yet to stump every player. Therefore, I decided to make the game a lot more challenging this week by adding three more photos to the mix. As you can see, this week I'm going with a BEACH edition. There are six different pictures of six different beaches: two per vacation spot! Good luck! If anyone gets it right, I will be extremely impressed!

OBJECTIVE: Match each of the 6 photos with either of these 3 places: Kauai, Trinidad, or Costa Rica. Post your answers as a comment below, and in one week from now, I will provide the answers. Simple, but very fun if you are easily amused. And if you don't wish to play, feel free to enjoy my fabulous photography :) 


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QUESTION: 

If a TREE hits the forest floor and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

ANSWER: 

YES? NO? MAYBE? I DON'T KNOW.


QUESTION: 

If WOODS hits a tree in Florida and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? 

ANSWER

YOU BET YOUR ASS IT DOES!


If you have been living under a rock or in some random Canadian town called Lake Ness like my youngest aunt and/or have no exposure to any form of news/gossip and haven't heard all the melee surrounding golf superstar, Tiger Woods, let's quickly recap. 


At 2:20AM last Friday morning following what I assume to be quite an interesting Thanksgiving dinner, Tiger Woods drove his car recklessly outside of his Windermere home. He hit a fire hydrant and then drove into a nearby tree. His wife, Elin Nordegren, then apparently came to his rescue by smashing the back window of his high end SUV in order to extricate him from the vehicle. Alcohol was not involved, and from the looks of the evidence, Woods' injuries, and both his and Elin's statements and actions toward the police, things weren't adding up. It did not look like a random accident at all, but more like the result of some sort of domestic dispute. The paparazzi, tabloids, and every other media outlet went crazy once the story broke! Rumors of infidelity were the main topic on account of mysterious voicemails, confessions, and more. Tiger Woods was the center of all celebrity gossip, and the incessant chatter about him was and is still getting more annoying and more shocking every single day.


To top it off, earlier this week, Tiger Woods finally admitted to cheating on his wife 

confirming indeed that a domestic dispute was to blame for the car wreck 

You can read Woods' confession on his website.


Point being, Tiger Woods is no longer the top Tiger in town. The shame, disappointment, and  embarrassment he has brought to himself, his friends, his family, his fans, the golfing community, and more has led me to believe that each of the following Tigers now remain supreme over this fallen legend of the greens. 



 Number 11 

TIGER WOODS


Just in case you already forgot, he's that good golfer guy now man-whore, lying cheater. I guess his wife, child, and amazing career were just not good enough to keep him satisfied.  


Number 10

TIGER SLACKS

Didn't you hear that tiger stripe print is coming back ever since the Tiger Woods scandal broke? Watch out all you other more popular animal prints out there. Cow spots beware! Tiger print doesn't mess around and is dead set on being number one. 



Number 9 

TIGER FACTS


The tiger is truly an amazing creature. Did you know that a tiger's roar can be heard from over a mile away? The tiger can also eat 100 pounds of meat a night. Tigers are an endangered species, and the biggest cats in the world. Adult tigers like to live alone, and they have the brightest eyes of any other animal! 



Number 8

TIGER PRAWNS

Also known as the Penaeus Monodon, this large marine crustacean is one delicious shrimp if I say so myself. And now it leaves a much more better taste in everyone's mouth compared to Mr. Woods. 



Number 7

 TIGER BALM 

This magical heat rub from our Singapore friends does wonders for the human body. I'm sure our friend Tiger Woods is a fan of this muscle soother. Too bad it won't be able to soothe his ego and now bad reputation. 



Number 6 

TIGER BEAT

This fan magazine has always been a hit among teeny bopper crazed fans of young Hollywood, etc. And now its popularity is just going to continue to grow with Woods out of the top tiger spot.



Number 5 

TIGER HEAT

This is an awesome 18 and over gay club in West Hollywood that my friends and I went to once freshman year of college because it was Britney Spears Night :) We didn't know it was a gay club before attending, but once we noticed all the drag queens and lack of straight men we quickly figured it out. 

Regardless, this place is super fun and now way more fun than Tiger Woods


Number 4 

TIGER JAMS

And no I don't mean songs about tigers or songs that tigers groove to in the jungle. I mean Tiger themed onesie jammies. They're all the rage with kids between the ages of 1 month and 3 years. They're so popular, adult sizes will be available soon. 



Number 3

TIGER TUNES

Okay, this one is actually about tiger jams or music if you would prefer! "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor is a great song! There's no denying the catchy lyrics and equally catchy tune! "It's the eye of the tiger. It's the thrill of the fight. Rising up to the challenge of our rival. And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night. And he's watching us all with the eye...of the tiiiiger."



Number 2 

TIGER TOONS 

Who doesn't love Jasmine's loyal pet, Raja, in Aladdin?

Shere Khan, Mowgli's sworn enemy in The Jungle Book?

Winnie the Pooh's bestie, Tigger? And Frosted Flakes' Tony the Tiger?

Nobody. Everyone loves them cause "They're Great!"



And Number 1

THE TIGER ITSELF


  The lion has always been known as the king of the jungle. 

The cheetah is constantly being praised for being the fastest cat. 

The puma has a popular tennis shoe named after it. 

The jaguar has a fancy luxury automobile named after it. 

Even the cougar has become popular due to 

women like Demi Moore & Courteney Cox. 

But the tiger has always been left out. That is until now! 

Tigers, I salute you as amazing animals and the best cats of them all! 

CONGRATULATIONS ALL YOU ACTUAL TIGERS OUT THERE! 

YOU ARE NOW NUMBER ONE OVER TIGER WOODS! YAY :)




 

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In honor of Thanksgiving I figured I would do a "TURKEY" edition. Unfortunately, I did not come across any actual turkeys during my travels, but I did find a few big birds which I believe would taste just as yummy during a Thanksgiving feast. Haha. Sorry. I would never eat any of the large fowl below :) Anyway, good luck.

OBJECTIVE: Match each of the 3 photos with either of these 3 places: Kauai, Trinidad, or Costa Rica. Post your answers as a comment below, and in one week from now, I will provide the answers. Simple, but very fun if you are easily amused. And if you don't wish to play, feel free to enjoy my fabulous photography :) 

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As mentioned in a previous post, my grandma (mom's mom) who moved into my parent's house when I was born 23 years ago, stays in a nearby nursing home. What you may not know is that she has been a resident there for about 4 years now due to a partial amputation of her right leg and our inability to care for her at home. Since then, my mother or father or both would go every single day to feed her dinner. My brother, other family members, and myself would also go on occasion. However, since my mother's passing, my graduation from college in 2008, and my return home, I have definitely been going a lot more often and in recent months, multiple times a week. Point #1 being: MY GRANDMA WHO IS DEMENTIA STRICKEN & BARELY KNOWS WHO WE ARE YET ALONE WHO SHE IS, is alive and well and still going strong which is quite amazing for being 91 years old. Point #2 being: My grandma's nursing home is definitely like another home to my family. We know all the staff, and they know all of us. We've celebrated birthdays and holidays, mourned losses, and shared stories with each other throughout the years. And most recently, we were all excited about new renovations to the building we all spend so much time in. And here is where the topic of my blog actually begins. 

I LOVE SIGNS. I LOVE CLEAN NEWLY REMODELED BATHROOMS. I LOVE INFORMATION. AND APPARENTLY, I ALSO LOVE BUSTING OUT MY CAMERA IN A ONE PERSON RESTROOM TO TAKE PICTURES AFTER A SUDDEN REALIZATION FOR A BLOG ENTRY WHILE SITTING ON A TOILET. 

ALL OF THE EXHIBITS BELOW WERE TAKEN IN THE NURSING HOME'S NEW BATHROOM. I'VE NOTICED THEM ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS AND THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT TIME I SHARE THEM WITH THE WORLD BECAUSE THEY ARE TRULY QUITE HILARIOUS AND PROVIDE ME CONSTANT ENTERTAINMENT. I HOPE THEY WILL DO THE SAME FOR YOU.


EXHIBIT A: 
IF SMOKING IS NOT ALLOWED, WHY IS THE PICTURE OF THE CIGARETTE IN FRONT OF THE STRIKEOUT CIRCLE? 



EXHIBIT B:
WHY IS "DO NOT" IN QUOTES? IT "DO NOT" MAKE SENSE. IF ANYTHING, THE WORD THROW SHOULD BE IN QUOTES BECAUSE ONE USUALLY LIGHTLY DROPS SOILED PAPER INTO TOILETS AS OPPOSED TO ACTUALLY THROWING IT IN.



EXHIBIT C:
HOW DOES OPENING THE DOOR SLOWLY HELP IN MAINTAINING THE CLEANLINESS OF A RESTROOM? NOT "THROWING" TRASH IN THE BIN, SPLASHING WATER ALL OVER THE PLACE, AND/OR RELIEVING YOURSELF ON THE FLOOR AS OPPOSED TO THE TOILET IS WHAT MAINTAINS A CLEAN RESTROOM.



EXHIBIT D:
I ACTUALLY HAVE NO COMPLAINTS ABOUT THIS SIGN. I LOVE ALL THINGS HAVING TO DO WITH SANITATION! WASH YOUR HANDS, FOLKS: THE RIGHT WAY!

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As hard as I try to make this game someone (ie: my friend, Sachi) always ends up winning! My new goal is to stump everyone who plays and to get more than five participants for every edition! Let's see if I can get it done. With that said, this week's theme is FEETIES!!! I hope no one detests these lower extremities upon which we stand. Good luck! Sorry my little fat feet aren't cuter and more pleasant to look at. 

OBJECTIVE: Match each of the 3 photos with either of these 3 places: Kauai, Trinidad, or Costa Rica. Post your answers as a comment below, and in one week from now, I will provide the answers. Simple, but very fun if you are easily amused. And if you don't wish to play, feel free to enjoy my fabulous photography :)

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                *Taken by me on New Years Day 2009 on our way back home from Lake Tahoe*

Yesterday while I was driving around town I made these observations not only about myself but about my fellow sharers of the road as well. 

9:03 AM:  Leaving my house bright and early for a 10 am audition at a talent agency in Hollywood. 
OBSERVATION: I really enjoy Ryan Seacrest in the morning on KIIS FM. Sure he may be super tanned, all over the media, and kinda annoying, but he does entertain me. Either he's a good radio host, or I'm half asleep to notice that he actually sucks. I'll go with the former. Too bad I rarely wake up early enough these past few years to still support his radio career. Good thing I still watch E! News, American Idol, and Keeping Up with the Kardashians :)

11:43 AM: On my way home from my friend Sachi's house in Hollywood.
OBSERVATION: Why is the 101 crowded at this time of the day? It's not even noon yet! I don't understand the Hollywood Freeway, and it pisses me off. Argh. 

4:00 PM: Descending the narrow curvy road by my house on my way to Happy Hour. 
OBSERVATION: If a car is pulled over to the side in a driveway with its emergency lights on wouldn't you think that it has no plans on moving? I would. So as I am about to drive past the car, the driver starts to move forward and honks at me as if I am in the wrong. WTF GUY! Regardless if your emergency lights were accidentally on or not, I still have the right of way. Why are you honking? Double Argh. 

5:08 PM: Leaving Happy Hour and on my way to visit/feed my grandma at her nursing home. 
OBSERVATION: Departing Happy Hour usually leaves me feeling a bit heartbroken because of one obvious reason: It's over, and I have to now pay full price. However, yesterday I left Happy Hour feeling ecstatic because my new freelance gig as a Pasadena Happy Hour examiner combined with my friendly nature got me free beer, a tour of a mini brewery, an in with both the bartender and manager, and an invitation to come back for free food. Oh the perks of writing reviews! What if I were a fraud though? I had no proof! Good thing I suck at lying and have a soul. Too bad because I would be pretending to be a restaurant reviewer much more often!! 

6:09 PM: On my way back home from visiting Grandma.
OBSERVATION: Old men need to not cross the street during rush hour traffic. It is no longer summer, and the sun sets after 5 pm now. So jaywalking in the darkness of night on a busy street is just plain dangerous, a pretty stupid idea, and a little scary. I really hope you got home safe, Mister. 

6:13 PM: Still on my way back home from visiting Grandma.  
OBSERVATION: I love the radio, always have, and always will. I believe an iPod and CD's should only be listened to in the car during long road trips! Sure songs get played out, but hey, that's inevitable. Just change the station! Plus, the radio is awesome because when a song that you used to love in 8th grade starts playing and it reminds you of that one afternoon when your first boyfriend called and asked what you were doing and you responded, "Watching the Ghetto Superstar video on MTV. It's a great song." and he responded, "That is a good song, but I only watch VH1" and a whole argument commenced, one cannot help but get excited!  

6:15 PM: Still on my way back but a few minutes closer to home now. 
OBSERVATION: When nobody else is in a vehicle with me, I swear I think I'm on American Idol. I have no shame when it comes to singing and dancing in the car when a great song comes on. I think my mom van is actually more of a karaoke bar than it is a mode of transportation. I wish it was legal to tint your driver side window because that would definitely save me from a lot of embarrassment. I guess I will just have to contain myself at all major stops when directly to the side of another vehicle. Note to VH1: Please bring back that show Motormouth cause it was hilarious, entertaining, and absolutely relatable :)

6:28 PM: Now back at home, safe and sound.
OBSERVATION: Darn, am I hungry! Oooh Cash Cab's on! Crap; I need gas!  

The End.